why corporates don't talk in an understandable language!

quack went the duck
startling the buck
the buck he sped away
to the place where donkeys bray
mr. lion got upset, he went "ROAR",
that buck was mine, now i want atleast a boar
the boorish boar made a lot of noise and whine
moron, he sat on a porcupine
along came the elephant, blowing his trunk
'what's goin on?' .. 'Whos this punk?'
the meeky mouse looking all freaked
jittery and shivering, he squeaked'the lion wants to eat the boar..'
'..then he'll say he wants some more!'
"WHAM" went the elephant for the lion's head,
missed it completely, hit the boar instead!
little id they know, the elephant was blind
the elated lion said this he did not mind!
this was a jungle with concepts awry,
i better pay attention or there'll be another story!

This is something that happened during an obscenely haranguing technical(business???) session!!